Written on 08/02/08
The idea of reparations for slavery is an idea that won't die an easy death and is back in the news. Given that I personally have never been a slave owner or a part of it in any way I'm naturally resistant to this idea.
However, in the spirit of compromise and to help Obama with this sticky problem in his quest to unify the country and yes even the entire world, I hereby propose the following:
For those who feel their lives would have been much better if they had not been born in the United States of America, we the people of the United States will offer the following Government program for reparations:
1. A one-way ticket back to the person's country of origin or country of their choice, wherever that might be*
2. A revocation of this person's citizenship**
3. A sincere apology for the hardship and lack of opportunity they have endured in the United States***
Program Notes:
*No cash would be offered, only one way transportation tickets. All expenses would be paid to include baggage and household goods in line with what military personnel receive when being reassigned to an overseas location
**The person would no longer be a US citizen and would be subject to arrest should they try to come back and establish a residence or work in the United States.
***The sincere apology would be issued as they board the ship or plane along with our best wishes for a better life in another country where they will have more freedom and opportunity.
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Of course they will have to choose carefully before deciding where to go because in so many of the countries around the world, particularly in Africa, rampant poverty, genocide, and unhealthy living conditions are the normal way of life.
This being the case our new government program should probably offer some travel brochures with basic facts about the countries they want to live in before they make this irrevocable decision. Like all government programs this one should never end and always be available to citizens of the US regardless of race, religion, or ethnic origin.
RWG
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